Sunday, February 11, 2007

the story of 'lucky' sarah

well,
Sarah is one heck of a lucky girl.
you see..

saturday morning, 11am.
Sarah and her mom heads out of the house to see the doctor (yes, Sarah's down with a nasty flu), and they were sort of arguing about some things.
Less than 10 metres later, as they were about to turn about a bend, Sarah suddenly stops short and goes "oh shit!" Sarah's mom turns and stares ar her, thinking that that was a way of her defiance, and notices a blob on her forehead.
it took Sarah's mom a few moments before she registered what was on Sarah's forehead and burst out luaghing like a mad woman.
Sarah was practically staring daggers at her mom. i mean, what kind of mom laughs at her poor daughter's awful plight?
Sarah's mom handed her a few pieces of tissue and told her to wipe the shit off her forehead and head on. Sarah insisted that they head back to clean up the horrible mess.
and so they did.

see how 'lucky' Sarah is?
that would be the 4th time in less than 18 years of her life that a bird has decided to drop its poop on her.
but that's not the worst.
the suay-est was last year when the bird decided to poop right onto her lap when she was sitting at SR's canteen.

wah.
my mom still had the cheek to laugh at me la!
AND she had to tell the entire family about the incident.
what kind of mom man.
so my dad and brother got a good laugh at MY expense too!

BUT.
i have the last laugh.
not going to school tomorrow!
brother dear can suffer in school while i'll still be in sweet dreams =D

the unkindest cut of all @ 9:52 PM